Sure, I know…this isn’t practical…but that doesn’t mean it isn’t tremendously cool…and you can trust me on this, because I’m always right about everything…for more, see today’s Poutine-on-a-Stick…
B*A*K*E*R*S D*O*Z*E*N
(1) Amazing how many problems can be solved by turning the computer
off then on again…suggesting what causes these problems is it’s being on…
(2) What men should know about women…if they could choose between
you…and eating anything & not getting fat…well, that’s it…sorry, man…
(3) George Carlin opined: Do we really have rights?…
If someone can take it away, it isn’t really a right…
(4) Peanut butter has always been an enormously tough sell
at breakfast…about the only one with any success was…CC…
but what the heck, good luck to Cheerios, anyway…
(5) …altho there are 2 problems with the above ad…”delicious”
is meaningless…aren’t all food products “delicious”?…and while
I haven’t seen the ingredients…”real peanut butter taste” doesn’t
necessarily imply the involvement of real peanuts, sorry to say…
(6) One mother’s lament: Ever since they saw “The
Wizard of Oz,” the kids keep throwing water on me…
(7) John Lennon: Another name for “rock & roll” is “Chuck Berry”…
(8) You Might Be a Baby Boomer If…you remember a convenient way
to commit suicide would be to “ditch” school…your parents would kill
you and then, as Bill Cosby says, make another one, look just like ya…
(9) Albert Einstein: Religion and science are branches on the same tree…
(10) Geez, how many times have I said this?…8,217, give or take?…
(11) Amazingly, Roy Rogers and Gene Autry were in 3 movies together
from 1936-1938…altho Roy was known as Dick Weston at the time…
(12) Please let me know if I say anything that
offends you…in case I need to offend you again…
(13) Not that you don’t have enough to worry about, but this statement
in the paper is completely true: Microbes have a tremendous advantage
over humans…they’ve been around a lot longer and evolve a lot faster…
POUTINE-ON-A-STICK
But speaking of what’s practical…look at the back wheel…then look at the front wheels…if there was ever a time you didn’t need to be a rocket scientist, this would be it. Below solves the problem, altho it ain’t nearly as spiffy…but that’s life, dear friends…
