B*A*K*E*R*S D*O*Z*E*N
Best of January 2011, week two
(1) If you can think of the longest word without A E I O or U…you got rhythm…
(2) Great Anthony Quinn line from 1981 movie Lion of the Desert…
He says: We do not kill prisoners…an Arab says: They do
it to us!…
AQ angrily replies: They are not our teachers!...
(3) Bob Hope: I grew up with 6 brothers… I learned to dance waiting for the bathroom.
(4) Cute story: After a dozen motorists are found not to be
intoxicated, the cop wonders if the breathalyzer is broken…
so he blows into it & checks the meter…”Nope, still working…”
(5) Comic Joe E. Lewis once went on a diet…in 2 weeks he lost 14 days…
(6) Lady at work wore a skimpy new dress…she could barely contain herself…
(7) A dog is a great comfort when you’re depressed…they don’t try to find out why.
(8) St. Augustine said: The playthings of our elders are called businesses…
(8) So it’s been over a year since toilet-paper got smaller…
let me ask you this: has your butt kept pace, if you get my drift?…
(9) Lonesome George Gobel: My uncle was the town drunk…we lived in Chicago…
(10) Cool Daddy’s motto: If at first you don’t succeed, maybe failure is your style.
(11) …altho wouldn’t things work out better
if
you had your 2nd chance before your first?…
(12) James Thurber: Every generation laughs at the old fashions, and follows the new…
(13) B. Franklin: Life’s tragedy is we get old too soon and wise too late…
so I say, take the fullest advantage of the fact that you lately wised up…
POUTINE-ON-A-STICK
