Monthly Archives: February 2012

Back when I was in college in the early 1970s, the main desk at our dorm had a notebook called the Gritch Book…gripe + bitch = gritch. Anytime anybody had a complaint about something, or was just bummed out in … Continue reading →

Poutine-on-a-Stick If the kids or grandkids say “I don’t get it”…tell them “Good!”

B*A*K*E*R*S   D*O*Z*E*N (1)  The secret to happiness is courage…to be happy, you must be free…and to be free, you must be brave…. (2)  Cool Daddy wonders why Girl Scout cookies aren’t actually shaped like Girl Scouts…well, I think that’s … Continue reading →

B*A*K*E*R*S   D*O*Z*E*N (1)  »»»»» Short but sweet: Be Good or Be Gone! ««««« (2) Epicurus said: Happiness consists of an 
abundance… not of what we have, but of what we enjoy… (3)  Why get one of those BIG TVs…when … Continue reading →

B*A*K*E*R*S   D*O*Z*E*N (1)  Those who want by the yard and try by the inch should be kicked by the foot. (2)  The 2nd Plateau…you can’t figure out how to use your phone as a phone… (3)  Haven’t heard this … Continue reading →

B*A*K*E*R*S  D*O*Z*E*N best of Feb. 2011, week 3 (1)  Some people lose an hour in the morning… and spend the rest of the day looking for it… (2)  Turkish saying: If you’re going to tell the truth, do it with … Continue reading →

B*A*K*E*R*S   D*O*Z*E*N (1)  On the very first episode of their show, the Waltons had just gotten their very first…what?…answer below… (2)  What’s the difference between a Rottweiler and a Jewish mother?…the Rottweiler eventually lets go… (3)  The early 90s … Continue reading →

B*A*K*E*R*S   D*O*Z*E*N (1)  Or as Mr. Coffee said to Maxwell House…prepare to meet your maker… (2)  …but then there was the cat that ate a ball of yarn…and had mittens… (3)  Despite losing 20% of its viewers to the … Continue reading →

B*A*K*E*R*S  D*O*Z*E*N (1)  An old favorite, the Handyman’s rule: Measure twice, cut once, beat into place. (2)  The call it “the grind” because it can wear you down… altho for some people, it just makes them sharper… (3)  ”Rights” for … Continue reading →

B*A*K*E*R*S  D*O*Z*E*N Best of February 2011, week 1 (1)  Ronald Reagan advised: Always throw your golf club in the direction you’re headed. (2)  Cool Daddy’s wife is very kind-hearted: she glues the wings back onto flies… (3)  …while Cool Daddy’s … Continue reading →