Monthly Archives: April 2011

Stolf’s Blog 5/1/2011

Here’s an anecdote that is, as they say, too good to check… George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill: Am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new show. Bring a friend, if you have one. The response: Cannot … Continue reading

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Stolf’s Blog 4/30/2011

WHO DESE GUYS?…see Poutine-on-a-Stick for the shockng answer… B*A*K*E*R*S D*O*Z*E*N (1) A “perennial” is a plant which, had it lived, would have bloomed every year… (2) He who asks is a fool until he gets the answer…he who doesn’t ask … Continue reading

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Stolf’s Blog 4/29/2011

I asked Cool Daddy what he thought about this Birther stuff, and he told me in 2008 he informed his son Cool Jr. he was going to search his room for drugs. The kids says: Sure, come back in 3 … Continue reading

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Stolf’s Blog 4/28/2011

Could the NFL commit suicide? A month ago I wouldn’t have thought so, but now I’m not so sure. My football-loving friends assure me there’s too much money at stake, they’ll work things out. I wonder. “Killing the goose that … Continue reading

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Stolf’s Blog 4/27/2011

Here’s a B.C. cartoon from 1970…it couldn’t be used today…can you tell why? Punch line is: I though it seemed a little muggy out! Well, it doesn’t have anything to do with political fish correctness…or snakes…or water conservation…the problem isn’t … Continue reading

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Stolf’s Blog 4/26/2011

Can you identify this 1979 Tidewater Tide? Hint, he’s still in uniform…well, a different one now…answer tomorrow…same time, same blog… B*A*K*E*R*S  D*O*Z*E*N (1) From the Pickles comic strip: If it’s predictable, it’s preventable… (2) Don’t think it ever actually happened, … Continue reading

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Stolf’s Blog 4/25/2011

I wonder how life might have been different if, when we were growing up, vanilla was colored purple or turquoise instead of white… B*A*K*E*R*S   D*O*Z*E*N (1) They call me the Love Magnet…one end attracts, the other repels… (2) Whether … Continue reading

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