Stolf’s Blog 4/30/2011

WHO DESE GUYS?…see Poutine-on-a-Stick for the shockng answer…

B*A*K*E*R*S D*O*Z*E*N

(1) A “perennial” is a plant which, had it lived, would have bloomed every year…

(2) He who asks is a fool until he gets the answer…he who doesn’t ask is a fool forever.

(3) Overnight, the world is always cooking up something new…staying awake won’t help.

(4) Old German saying: He who would rule must hear and be deaf, see and be blind.

(5) The brain is a wonderful organ…it starts working as soon as
you get up in the morning, and doesn’t stop until you get to work…

(6) Somerset Maugham said: Old age is ready to undertake
tasks that youth shirked because they would take too long…

(7) Laughter that brings tears to your eyes is God’s own kaleidoscope.

(8) Satchel Paige asked: How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are?

(9) …he also opined: You’re born average, but you don’t have to be common.

(10) Do they still do this? A farmer judging the quality of soil by tasting it…

(11) I see where the candle factory burned down…
the firemen stood around and sang Happy Birthday.

(12) Mission: Impossible was an up-to-date show…
more often that not, they smoked 100mm cigarettes.

(13) Where you have to write down who to contact in
case of an emergency, nobody every puts: My doctor

POUTINE-ON-A-STICK

Didja know? Mickey Mantle had twin brothers Ray and Roy…both were baseball prospects, but neither panned out. And he had a cousin Max Mantle who also played in the Minors…

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