B*A*K*E*R*S D*O*Z*E*N
(1) It has been said that wit, no matter how
good-natured, needs a barb, or it won’t stick.
(2) He told his blind date: I’ll be the one driving the
Mercedes, wearing a Rolex…she never showed…
when he got home, his place had been robbed…
(3) We have a compact with our government,…
we say whatever we like…and they do whatever they like.
(4) It was fairly unusual…a pirate with a wooden leg & a real foot.
(5) Ronald Reagan said: Republicans think every day
is July 4…Democrats think every day is April 15th…
(6) …he also noted: Everyone who’s
in favor of abortion has already been born.
(7) I went to a verrrrrrry small school…the quad only had 3 sides…
(8) I could never get my pickup lines right…
I’d say like: Do you live around here often?…
(9) » » Mario Puzo wrote: Free competition is wasteful. « «
(10) The lawyers are still trying to sort it out…turns out
Disney owns Ted Turner…and Ted Turner owns Disney.
(11) > > > > UNITY is not the same as UNIFORMITY… < < < <
(12) As Cool Daddy always says: Lou Gehrig
died of Lou Gehrig’s disease…what are the odds?
(13) The only trouble with owning an ant farm is
you get eye strain from the artificial insemination…
POUTINE-ON-A-STICK
Not for nothing, but you never noticed what choice gams Mary Poppins had…well, I did, but that’s just me…
