Stolf’s Blog 6/5/2011

 

B*A*K*E*R*S   D*O*Z*E*N

(1) It has been said that wit, no matter how
good-natured, needs a barb, or it won’t stick.

(2) He told his blind date: I’ll be the one driving the
Mercedes, wearing a Rolex…she never showed…
when he got home, his place had been robbed…

(3) We have a compact with our government,…
we say whatever we like…and they do whatever they like.

(4) It was fairly unusual…a pirate with a wooden leg & a real foot.

(5) Ronald Reagan said: Republicans think every day
is July 4…Democrats think every day is April 15th…

(6) …he also noted: Everyone who’s
in favor of abortion has already been born.

(7) I went to a verrrrrrry small school…the quad only had 3 sides…

(8) I could never get my pickup lines right…
I’d say like: Do you live around here often?…

(9)  »  »  Mario Puzo wrote: Free competition is wasteful.  «  «

(10) The lawyers are still trying to sort it out…turns out
Disney owns Ted Turner…and Ted Turner owns Disney.

(11) > > > > UNITY is not the same as UNIFORMITY… < < < <

(12) As Cool Daddy always says: Lou Gehrig
died of Lou Gehrig’s disease…what are the odds?

(13) The only trouble with owning an ant farm is
you get eye strain from the artificial insemination…

POUTINE-ON-A-STICK

Not for nothing, but you never noticed what choice gams Mary Poppins had…well, I did, but that’s just me…

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