Stolf’s Blog 7/16/2011

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I’m sure you’ve heard about the guy who gave Derek Jeter back the ball from his 3000th hit…the Yankees gave him a bunch of stuff, and now he owes taxes on it. So then, several companies volunteered to pay his taxes… but wouldn’t he owe tax on that too? Of course he would, but the beauty of cash is, you can give enough to cover it!

Suppose for example all gifts are taxed 20%, and the balls and jerseys and box seats they gave him are worth a total of $200,000. He owes $40,000 in taxes. If some one gave him the $40,000, he would indeed owe $8000 on that $40,000. So instead they give him $50,000…and now the tax he owes on all he’s received…$200,000 + $50,000 = $250,000…is exactly $50,000…so he’s free and clear on the original stuff. But WTF, huh?

B*A*K*E*R*S   D*O*Z*E*N

(1) 2-bit word for the day: Virgule…the fancy name for a forward slash, viz: /

(2) …not to be confused with Vignale, the Italian custom auto body maker
founded in 1948 by Alfredo Vignale, and absorbed by DeTomaso in the
early 1970s…they built this very odd-looking Rolls Royce in 1954…

(3) The trouble with being out of work is, from the
moment you wake up in the morning, you’re on the job!

(4) …which is why dogs have it rough…they have nothing to take a vacation from.

(5) As I used to say on the radio…That song goes way back,
to when Hammacher and Schlemmer were just good friends…

(6) …but I was never on the air on Sunday morning…
if I had been, I would have said: The time is now 10 unto 8…

(7) Samuel Johnson: The great privilege of poverty is you
may be happy without being envied, secure without a guard.

(8) It’s human nature to wonder where we came from, and where
we’re going, and if we really want to go there, and if not, why not…

(9) My philosophy: Substance is important in life, but fluff has its place…

(10) Sensible advice from Muddy Waters: If you got something you
don’t want other people to know, keep it in your damn pocket…

(11) »  »  »  »  Think of time not as a thief but as a treasurer… «  «  «  «

(12) …altho Douglas Adams wrote: Time is an illusion, lunch-time doubly so…

(13) Not for northing, but Telly Savalas’ first name was Aristotelis…makes sense.

POUTINE-ON-A-STICK

To see the possible inspiration for this, check today’s DFHC…


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