Stolf’s Blog 12/4/2011

B*A*K*E*R*S  D*O*Z*E*N
best of first ½ of Dec, 2010

(1) An education is what remains after you’ve forgotten everything you learned…

(2) Trismus is not 3 days till Christmas, but the fancy name for “lockjaw”…

(3) Don’t settle for a person you hope will change, but one you hope never will…

(4) Mark Twain said: I was born modest…not all over, but in spots…

(5) …he also said: A man who picks up a cat by its tail
learns something he can learn in no other way… 😉 😉

(6) To be accommodating, just say: Merry Christmas and Happy Everything Else…

(7) Josh Billings said: As scarce as the truth is, supply always exceeds demand…

(8) Old saying: The wise man learns at another’s cost…the fool, not even at his own.

(9) I’ve been called a workaholic…but I never touched a drop of workahol in my life!

(10) There really is a fine line between an open mind…and a hole in the head…

(11) The trouble with ulcers is, you can have them, and still not be a success…

(12) George Bernard Shaw: It is impossible to explain decency without being indecent…

(13) Cool Daddy’s reading “The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Dummies”…
he says it’s pretty interesting…but then, he’s only up to Nitwits…

POUTINE-ON-A-STICK

Anybody with Photoshop interesting in creating a picture of real live “multi-colored leopard”? I’d be interested to see it…

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