Stolf’s Blog 1/15/2012

B*A*K*E*R*S   D*O*Z*E*N

(1) The motto of the times…I confess…he did it…

(2) Everybody’s into Zumba…back in the day, you’d do a zumba,
and everybody would say: eeeew!…please excuse yourself!…

(3) Or the one I always liked: eeeew!…something died inside!…

(4) The lady down the street really gets into it…she’ll run
around he Putt-Putt Golf course going: Putt! Putt! Putt!…

(5) Nakita Khrushchev said: Politicians are the same in every
country…they promise to build a bridge, and supply the river later…

(6) Jim Morrison in “Break On Through”…
Day destroys the night, night divides the day…

(7) Governments tend to trample under foot…our
Constitution is what allows us to pry apart the toes…

(8) Don’t confuse not making things worse…with making things better…

(9) The Pursuit of Happiness means just that…and pursuing isn’t catching…

(10)  A classic from George Bernard Shaw: When you rob Peter
to pay Paul, you can pretty much depend on the support of Paul…

(11) You can’t have class warfare if everyone is treated as an individual

(12) Doctor: Your check came back…Patient: So did my bursitis…

(13) Will Rogers said: Even if you’re on the
right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there…

POUTINE-ON-A-STICK

It’s 1970…and your blind date shows up wearing this…today, you might think back on it and imagine you would have freaked…but back then, I dunno…LOVE!…

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