Stolf’s Blog 1/27/2012

B*A*K*E*R*S   D*O*Z*E*N

(1) Last Sunday, postage went up by 1¢…but since everybody 
uses Forever stamps, nobody noticed…or cared…so what is 
it now?…dunno…which is the whole point…

(2) …altho I will tell you postcards have gone up from
29¢ to 32¢…postcards??…yeah, long live postcards…

(3) …and of course, the Postal Service’s theory that if nobody
is buying your product, you should raise your prices…is priceless…

(4)  The best way to save face…is to keep the lower half shut…

(5)  Eva Gabor said: Love is the one game 2 can play…and both win…

(6)  Cats always think outside the box…right after they get done pooping in it…

(7)  Cool Daddy said: Lou Gehrig died of
Lou Gehrig’s disease…what are the odds?

(8)  …I told him speaking of coincidences, Hitler died
on a Jewish Holiday…he’s still thinking about that one…

(8)  >>>>  Auto-Correct can go strait to he’ll…  <<<<

(9)  Indira Gandhi said: Forgiveness is a virtue of the brave…

(10)  The secret to a successful marriage…be each other’s sidekick…

(11) Yesterday I mentioned “blowing off steam”…people don’t know
how to anymore, hence stress…and by and large, you can’t blow
off steam sitting in front of a computer…I wish you could, but no…

(12) Marilyn Monroe: I’ve been on a calendar, but I’ve never been on time…

(13)  A “certificate of authenticity” is utterly worthless…
if you suspected the product was a fake…why would you
trust a piece of paper…from the same company?…duh…

POUTINE-ON-A-STICK

You know, its a curious thing…for decades now, the High Fashionistas have been trying to get men to wear skirts…it’s been a very tough sell, to say the least…but who would have guessed they would have finally succeeded…ON THE BASKETBALL COURT?…sheesh and double sheesh…

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