Stolf’s Blog 1/29/2012

B*A*K*E*R*S  D*O*Z*E*N

Best of January 2011, week two

(1) If you can think of the longest word without A E I O or U…you got rhythm…

(2) Great Anthony Quinn line from 1981 movie Lion of the Desert
He says: We do not kill prisoners…an Arab says: They do 
it to us!
AQ angrily replies: They are not our teachers!...

(3) Bob Hope: I grew up with 6 brothers…
I learned to dance waiting for the bathroom.

(4) Cute story: After a dozen motorists are found not to be
intoxicated, the cop wonders if the breathalyzer is broken…
so he blows into it & checks the meter…”Nope, still working…”

(5) Comic Joe E. Lewis once went on a diet…in 2 weeks he lost 14 days…

(6) Lady at work wore a skimpy new dress…she could barely contain herself…

(7) A dog is a great comfort when you’re depressed…they don’t try to find out why.

(8) St. Augustine said: The playthings of our elders are called businesses…

(8) So it’s been over a year since toilet-paper got smaller…
let me ask you this: has your butt kept pace, if you get my drift?…

(9) Lonesome George Gobel: My uncle was the town drunk…we lived in Chicago…

(10) Cool Daddy’s motto: If at first you don’t succeed, maybe failure is your style.

(11) …altho wouldn’t things work out better
if 
you had your 2nd chance before your first?…

(12) James Thurber: Every generation laughs 
at the old fashions, and follows the new…

(13) B. Franklin: Life’s tragedy is we get old too soon and wise too late…
so I say, take the fullest advantage of the fact that you lately wised up…

POUTINE-ON-A-STICK

I say again…LAUGH, DARN YA!

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