B*A*K*E*R*S D*O*Z*E*N
best of January 2011, week 3
(1) Ogden Nash: A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of…
(2) Canada’s 1st class postage goes up by 5¢ [last year]…they
figure that extra nickel will lure people away from email and fax…
(3) When he goes to a Chinese restaurant, Cool Daddy
always asks himself: What would General Tso have?…
(4) Friends are God’s way of apologizing for our relatives…and vice versa…
(5) Everybody has their own way of doing things…especially
the lady who spends 5 minutes picking out a shopping cart…
(6) Samuel Johnson: The Irish are a fair
people…they never speak well of each other…
(7) …compare w/Gore Vidal: It is not enough to succeed…others must fail.
(8) When a true diplomat tells you to go to hell, you look forward to it…
(9) Mark Twain: A cat who sits on a hot stove will never sit
on a hot stove again…but neither will he sit on a cold one…
(10) Ronald Reagan: Here’s my Cold War strategy…we win, they lose…
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(12) One dog looks at something…and a hundred dogs look at him…
(13) New book guarantees rock-hard abs…you stick it in your shorts!
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