I love the Wall Street Journal…it is my “go-to” newspaper, no question. If I were to make one change, I would lose this cockamamie column…
…because its fundamental premise, day in and day out, is completely false: correlation equals causation. True, a correlation can be the cause of something, but not automatically, as this column assumes. Towards the end, where it says “Or, at least…” he begins to come to his senses.
But to review, JD thinks that “No team can win the Super Bowl if they rank below 25th in either yard gains or yards allowed…i.e. total offense and total defense.” Yes, this is indeed a correlation. But that’s all it is…there are many factors that lead to a Super Bowl win, and a raw stat…in and of itself…simply isn’t one of them. That point will be driven home if any team besides the Ravens win this year. Then, the “25th” will have to be adjusted…but why bother?…it’ll still be as meaningless…
B*A*K*E*R*S D*O*Z*E*N
(1) Re choice of reading material, author and critic Edmund “Bunny” Wilson
said: “Certain people have a lifelong appetite for juvenile trash”…Bunny???…
(2) » » » » When nothing goes right…go left… « « « «
(3) What I like about living in a small town is, even if you
don’t know what you’re doing, everybody else does… 😉 😉
(4) The definition of good writing: Passion, thought, and
intensity of feeling, while using words one already knows…
(5) Oddly enough, there are 2 Hernando DeSoto’s…one is the famous
explorer…the other a present day economist from Peru…who knew?…
(6) Uncle Cosmo died Friday…he didn’t live long enough
to see the word “blingtastic” used not once but twice in
an article in the Wall Street Journal…how I envy him…
(7) W.C. Fields: Horse sense is what keeps horses from betting on people.
(8) Here’s a song by the Stones you never hear on
the radio any more…yup, the world really must be crazy…
(9) I had a dream that everyone used strips of bacon
instead of dollar bills…or was it just a dream????…
(10) Marital status: Independently owned and operated…
(11) …but basically, I am an utterly boring individual…
to me, showering naked is living on the wild side….
(12) Your chances of dying while going to buy a lottery ticket
are greater than your chances of winning…I’m just sayin’…
(13) In line at the grocery store, the lady ahead of you has
3 small children and a large order…she comes up $1.20 short
and is flustered and near tears…what do you do?…you pay the
$1.20 and with your broadest smile tell her that all you want in
return is that she does the same, if she can, for someone else…
POUTINE-ON-A-STICK
A couple more from the Laff, Darn Ya!!! Department…so do it, already…